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thats another one -ducks dont go quack?!?!? we're jus lying to ourselves
it cant be good for us - eventually the truth will jus become incredibly distorted - it wont be truth nemore. i no most of us think we stand superior to the truth but it wud be useful if we cud keep hold of it just a little bit.
do u eva feel trapped? trapped in a very large and very nice room that has inside it everything u cud possibly ever want or ever need and yet above all else u still wanna get out. how bout falling?? eva feel like your falling and immanently about to splatter yourself on the pavement ($or sidewalk$) but neva actually reach ur deadly destination. instead u feel like ur suspended in the air in a ghastly moment of indescribible terror. and y oh y is ther an 'h' in the word ghastly?? it wud work perfectly well if it just sed gastly, better in fact, so y the fudge do all have to waste all tha time sticking an 'h' in? and y for the love of bob dylan do people always make out that cows go 'moo'????? argh&*&^*£?"!£SD? have u eva actually taken the time to listen to a cow???? i doesnt go moo at all. it is actually completly impossible for a cow to pronounce the letter 'm'. cows dont moo at all they neva have and they neva will - they sortof jus groan in a very depressed manner every time a small child goes past and says 'mooooo' bcos his parents didnt no ne betta but to teach their child that a cow says moo bcos they neva took the time to actually listen to a cow themselves. is it that much to ask that once in a while we all jus take 5 minutes of our precious little lives to listen to a cow and realise that it doesnt say moo at all. how can we expect to resolve all of the problems of the world that are so dependant on understanding other people's points of view if we cant even take the time to listen to the one single word of the cow.
.........................................................................................................................................................................................................we listen to parrots all the time n wot have they eva done for us?? huh well? nothing. spring rolls are nice but i dont like pineapple fritters when the batter isnt crispy. u no evolution rite - well its bollocks! how come if we evolved we only evoled one pair of hands? clouds are fluffy and nice dont u think. boiled potatoes?? anh prefer them mashed or roasted or fried or sum otha way -not boiled. chad kroger (sp)hes good neway.
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hello everyblogy! hmm, so i watched a very interesting documentary yesterday on channel 5 - (my finger slipped on the remote!!) it was about the fascinating phunomenia...phnomena.....funo..mu......it was about spontaneous human combustion! very interesting really, if u believe wot was sed by a bunch of random firemen and one bloke who calls himself a 'self-styled expert' and ignore all the docterish poeple and actual real experts....and lets not forget the laws of nucleur physics.......then it would've come darn near close to convincing you that you could actually explode at any moment! (how long was that sentence!!!) although i must say that the spooky music was very effective, i was actually more convinced that SHC is possible by watching spinal tap - now thats real evidence!! but still, scene as i've spent the morning revising quasi-autonomous-non-governmental-organisations the idea that i cud explode at ne moment is quite comforting
so today i am going to talk about the colour beige. at the mo my downstairs is being redecorated, it was beige, when its finished its going to be beige. this is bcos my parents like beige and for all of my persuasive talents i cant get them to choose ne colour otha than beige. its not that i've got nething against beige Xcept for the fact that it is the most infuriatingly boring colour in the entire world. it shud look good on the walls of my lounge tho bcos it will at least match the carpet which is a sortof lightish beige. i suggested having a nice hippy swirl on the wall, when that was turned down i compromised n suggested a swirl that encompassed all of the various shades of beige but all of my attemps to liven up the decorating process were steadfastly resisted. all of this made me think(dangerous i know) but --- wot wud the world be like if everything was beige??? i contemplated this for a while and came to the conclusion that probably, all things considered, its fairly likely that, in the most part, generally, things wud be beige. not the kind of world i want to live in really bcos i must abmit when it comes to colours, i prefer cream.
wow! i sooooo have no idea wot to rite aboot! hmmmm, nano ur teddy is definately a boy - how cud yddet be a gurls name??? hmm yeh so neway BYE!!!!XXXXX