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Today I achieved something I thought I never would, my step dad allowed me to drive his BMW!!! Fuck me right up the arse! It was awesome the power is almost unreal! I thought Napoleon would like to see it in all its glory, wipe clean seats etc!! I lover the car and thought I would tell you all! Because I am still fucking turned on by the car as a whole.

Regards
P

This is my second entry today purely because I am so fucking bored, there is nothing to do! I was under the impression that once you were free and had a car you never got bored, that is not true, as not even my car and GLC are enough to alleviate the boredom that is racking me at this moment in time.

What can I do? I have no idea! I am just so bored, no films out I want to see, I was going to play Laser Tag, but the arseholes let me down so I am not now, so instead I have found myself wandeing aimlessly. My biggest fear now is that I may take a drive out to McDOnalds, that would be upsetting for a man with standards as high as my own as I like to avoid that place where graffitti is rife, and sadly rape common, also to make matters worse no one there ever speaks english, which absolutely rubs me up the wrong way.

In reply to Bens previous message about facial expressions, she just does things with her eyes that are really suggestive while she licks her lips and things like that, it really is quite erotic, I like it! Sadly Napoleon doesnt always get to see her facial expressions as he is generally kept under wraps, as he is under a new strict policy lately that prevents him from coming out in the car, I feel guilty, as he loves nothing more than being sat on the front seat while I drive him round, it is unfair to keep him locked up all the time, however I fear the consequences that could occur if young Napoleon abuses his priveliges and starts to go out in the car too often. Has Bronco ever been out in the car properly, I hope he has, they love nothing more than being free in the car. I recommmend you try it, and furthermore I suggest you go out and corrupt your car! I havent done it myself yet, but there are some lanes beckoning me, which I may have to take a detour through on Friday night with a certain lady in my company.....you know what I am saying!! It won't just smell and be sticky cos of Cranberry juice. Valet that you ghetto cheap ass immigrant car cleaning worker.

I feel slightly better now

Rgards

P

What day! What a night!

Today on my way to school decided to drink some cranberry juice, and spilt it all over my lovely interior of my car, I was not impressed! The car is sticky and damp. I knew it was neccssary to clean it, however I just havent been arsed at all today, so have left it. I may put it in for a valet, as there are the remains of several McDonalds in there too........ghetto.

So in my innocent thought I thought clean the car tomorrow and just have a good day today, like FUCK! English assessment, which was a rather tragic event, as I was utterly unprepared, and proceeded to spend an hour improvising random events. Never good. To make matters worse a teacher with a FIT ass walked into my classroom, and that distracted me further from my exam, and I proceeded to lose concentration further when she turned round and happened to be gorgeous, it didnt help! On a plus she does have the same car as me!! which isnt anything interesting, but it may be a conversation starter, we will have to take each other for rides!!!

Now in my head it would seem that today couldnt get any worse......well tonight it did! At about 5 O clock IU recieved a phone call from my darling girl wanting to do something tonight. As any good gentleman would, I obliged to her request and looked forward to a good night! How wrong could I be? Picked her up bout 8 and she said she fancied a McDOnalds, which to me was bizarre, but I thought ok. So went there, where I stuffed my face til I nearly exploded I ate so much! Then she was like, lets go to a pub, so again I agreed. Got to the pub, sat there in silence, no matter how much conversation I tried to make she wouldnt talk back properly, so I developed a rather 'fuck you bitch' attitude, as I couldnt be bothered to waste my time, only to be confronted by an argument about being moody and not talkin, so I really felt like I couldnt win, especially as I have no knowledge of anything I have done wrong! So needless to say I thought cut the losses and go home, She didnt speak in the car! not at all, she didnt even say bye as she got out the car. Now what should I do?!? Fuckin hell its hard......

ANyway now thats comfortably vented, I will bid thee all farewell,

P

p.s. Ben, i made you a little picture today in paint, next time your online i will send it to you! its most impressive!

Greetings one and all!!!

How be life in the lovely St Cyres???? I hope for your own sakes it is better than my own at this moment in time! I will be honest this entry is aimed mainly at Ben as he will be the only one with any interest in it. Anyway, as of late you will know I was workin on something with a certain lady, more to the point I was working on something with several, it never hurts to have a spare tyre in your boot!!

Well things are boarder line ugly now, very grim indeed! Never did I think these lovely ladies would ever have an association with each other. HOW WRONG WAS I?!? ?Sadly through aquintances of their own communication did occur between two of them, leaving me very sheepish and also very lonely, as I have well and truly fucked up what were several good relationships. Let me rephrase that, I have fucked up the ones I wanted, I still have 2 going, but they are of no real interest to me, as if I wanted a dog I would buy one! They are just something to keep my feet warm until I find a new Pet to devote my attentions to.

Anyway I thought you would like that little story of mine Benny, as I know you take much amusement in the chronicles of my life, and how I usually manage to fuck everything up.

Hows your love life going anyway Ben? Got a new home for Bronco yet??

Send my love to all at St Cyres!! Those lovely people are still with me in thought, I love you all.

P

I must admit, I am deeply offended by the question, 'who am I?'. I find it utterly disgraceful that you have not heard of Petal, or as its sometimes more officially known, Petal Dom Yowie. I joined this nice little 'Bloggin' community to get a sense of belonging with pupils from St Cyres. However in the year that I have been away, the name has died, only to be kept alive by the honorable few, those who keep the spirits of Petal alive, I thank you!!!

To answer your question I am by birth called Martin, but when I reached the age of 15 I decided that a much more suited name of Petal should be apllied, as like a Petal I am truly a natural beauty and am the awe of many.

Now thats over with, I will keep to my agenda.

What a shit day today has been. I hate Sundays! The day before returning to school, nothing to do except go out for a relaxing sunday afternoon drive. Er NO!! As you fellow motorists will agree, our roads are filled with drivers who dont even deserve that title. A bunch of muppets, all of them! I nearly crashed about 5 times today, through no fault of my own. an example of this is when a car swerve towards me on a dual carriage way, whats the deal with that?!? I am in my lane, him in his, until we nearly meet when he swerves into my lane causing me to swerve also. I am pissed off about that, I probably would have died if we had collided.

This is a notice for my Benny. Do you like the scissor sisters? They are SO GAY!! I love em! I am even attending a concert in Manchester to see the gayness in flesh and am so excited!!! I thought that seeing as our tastes were similar you may also like them. Also I would love to read your blog, so could i have the password? I had a little idea of a 'Bronco Blog' or is Bronco slowly dying from lack of attention in school?

NOTE TO ALL PLAY PIN THE TALE ON THE BRONCO!! JUST SEE HIS OUTLINE, IT'LL WARM YOUR HEARTS, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE STARTS TO BUCK!!!

Anyway, my time to fly has come, just like Bronco.

Love

P

Yes....... It is an unfortunate state of affairs when the once honourable Petal has taken to 'Bloggin'.

After reading some really, dull, no lets rephrase that, fucking terrible blogs, I really dont know what I could possibly offer in order to brighten up this page of mine.

Lets see..........I still am very much anti-religion, I still am up my own arse, and still consider myself to be better than the stupid LIFs that plague our beautiful country.

I also do not believe fox hunting should be banned, as although I have never attempted it myself, it is something I would like to try.

Anyway thats enough of my bloggin for today, I must say I find it rather dull. I would really appreciate you giving me commments and questions about my adventures.

regards,
P

p.s. Matthew, I am no fellow sailor, nor have I ever been.
p.p.s. If anyone could find a picture of the antique 'sator' that would be heart warming to see that little cock toy again.

Bitches and Bastards!!

Yes thats right, you are not decieved by your eyes! This is the '''''BLOG''''''' of 'The One, The Only' PETAL!!!

How are all my lovely people doing? More importantly who are all you lovely people doing? Are there any relationships that I need updating on?

Oh how nice to feel a sense of unity, in a little online community, so quiant!

Anyway I just thought I would test the site out tonight, send me some feedback, ask me some questions!! I need to feel part of the group, I need a sense of belonging.

P

p.s. I need to be loved, many failed relationships later I am back to my old self.